leftbehindtime:

no overdone cleavage, adorable print, kissable belly, visible belly button, shapely thighs, soft light. I can’t help myself, must reblog this every time.. definitely a favorite.

leftbehindtime:

no overdone cleavage, adorable print, kissable belly, visible belly button, shapely thighs, soft light. I can’t help myself, must reblog this every time.. definitely a favorite.

ex-darling:

will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

do-you-mutilate:

bogleech:

A great article by a professional Arachnologist explaining that if you think you’ve ever been bitten by a spider, you are probably if not definitely mistaken, which is common knowledge to people who understand these animals.

Too bad the idea of spiders regularly biting people is so deeply ingrained in everyone else’s mind.

Seriously you could live in a house with thousands of them and never get bit in your entire life. Not once. That’s exactly the case for one family who lives in a house crawling with recluses.

See also my friend Bug Girl’s (not the same Bug Girl I’m friends with here on Tumblr, a second one!) blog post “WRONG ON THE INTERNET: BOGUS USA SPIDER CHART.”

My favorite fact she points out:

Black widow spiders are found around the United States in large populations, but literally not a single person in America has ever died from one.

It’s not even solidly proven that anyone anywhere has died from a widow.

Fear of spiders is not a natural, understandable defensive response. It is an extremely abnormal psychological quirk inexplicably widespread in just a few countries - primarily English-speaking countries - over only the past century and reinforced by our culture.

shut your mouth spiders are our enemies

Eamon I will pee in ur shoes spiders are our FRIENDS

earthnation:

biptch:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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i nominate this for best post 2k12

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees